"SHREDDED PSYCHOSIS™ Gym Towel
💪 Built for the Battle:
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Plush cotton terry: Soaks up panic sweat like it’s your ex’s tears.
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Soft poly face: Gentle on your face, unlike your inner monologue mid-bench press.
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Vibrant AF: Stays loud when you’re too socially drained to scream into the abyss.
🚨 ADHD Bonus:
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60” long: Covers more emotional baggage than your gym bag.
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Grip strip: Because hyperfocus won’t save you from dropping it mid-set.
⚠️ Warning:
May trigger gym bros who think “mental health” is just a weak core.
$2 from every sale funds men’s mental health.
(So yeah, wiping your face just got heroic.)
More details
- 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- Fabric weight in 11.8 oz./yd.² (400 g/m²)
- Printed on one side only
- The non-printed side is made of terry fabric, making the towel more water-absorbent
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lift Gear
- Email: zenwild-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the azo dyes, formaldehyde, BPA, flammability, lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 30"x60"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.