"THE GAINS LIE™ DAD HAT
For when the gym is therapy, but the therapist is a barbell.
🧢 THE HARD TRUTH:
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HeatGear® sweatband: Soaks up the sweat of "why did I think this would fix me?"
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65% polyester, 35% delusion: Lightweight denial for maximum rep escapism.
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Pre-curved visor: Shields your eyes from toxic positivity ("Just smile more!").
⚡ WHY LIFTERS NEED THIS:
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Unstructured fit: Like your mental health journey—messy but functional.
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Adjustable strap: Because some days you need it tight to hold the chaos in.
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Embroidered UA logo: The only thing about you that’s "performance-optimized."
🚨 WARNING:
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May cause gym bros to ask "What’s your max?" when you just wanted to cry in peace.
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Does not come with emotional stability. (But neither does pre-workout.)
$2 FROM EVERY SALE FUNDS MEN’S MENTAL HEALTH.
(Proceeds go to making sure "just man up" dies as a phrase.)
More details
- 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Embroidered Under Armour® label on the left side
- Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
- Pre-curved visor
- Adjustable cloth strap closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Lift Gear
- Email: zenwild-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 20"- 22"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"THE GAINS LIE™ DAD HAT Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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20
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5
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3
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7
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